Friday, September 14, 2012

12 Beatnik Slang Words and Phrases for Cool Cats and Kittens

Top 12 Beatnik slang words that we plan on using, every day, until someone makes us stop:
  1. A shape in a drape - A well-dressed person. “Usually she just wears jeans, but she sure is a shape in a drape in that dress.”

  2. Bright disease - To know too much. “He has bright disease. Make sure he doesn’t rat us out.”

  3. Dixie fried - Drunk. “It’s Friday and the eagle flies tonight. Let’s go get dixie fried.”

  4. Focus your audio - Listen carefully. “Shut your trap and focus your audio. This is important.”

  5. Interviewing your brains - Thinking. “I can see you’re interviewing your brains, so I’ll leave you alone.”

  6. Pearl diver - A person who washes dishes. “I’m just a pearl diver at a greasy spoon, but it’s a job.”

  7. Quail hunting - Picking up chicks. “I’m going quail hunting and you’re my wingman.”

  8. Red onion - A hole in the wall; a really crappy bar. “I thought we were going somewhere nice but he just took me to the red onion on the corner.”

  9. Slated for crashville - Out of control. “That girl’s been in college for five minutes and is already slated for crashville.”

  10. Threw babies out of the balcony - A big success; interchangeable with “went down a storm.” “I was afraid the party would suck, but it threw babies out of the balcony.”

  11. X-ray eyes - To understand something, to see through confusion. “That guy is so smart. He’s got x-ray eyes.”

  12. Zonk on the head - A bad thing. “It stormed all night and we lost power, but the real zonk on the head was when hail broke the bedroom window.”

More: 26 Beatnik slang words and phrases we should all start using: